AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student
I was in the room of a member of the opposite sex when the power went off at #IWU... will I get in trouble for this?
AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student
Reports from Marion say that the power just went out on #IWU's campus, but don't worry- it's back on now, and John Wesley is ok.
AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student
Tuition: $21,000. Room and board: $7,000. Books and supplies: $1,200. A degree in Ceramics from #IWU: useless.
AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student
There haven't been any tweets from @WeCanKnow today... maybe they were the only ones who got raptured?
AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student
I think the rapture actually happened. I can't find Waldo anywhere.
AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student
AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student
Seriously considering not studying for my Mayterm exam since the rapture is happening tomorrow. #IWU
AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student
RT @shannon16lee there are no circle Ks where i live....what am i going to do all summer without polar pops? ....save 74 cents a day :p
AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student
Dear Facebookers, putting "pihgfdhj" as your status to express an emotion stopped being cool about the same time as Britany Spears. Stop it.
AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student
RT @evdoyle Commandment #1 of @Starbucks : Thou shalt not sit in the table by the outlet if thou art not using it. // Also applies to McConn
AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student
Just to make it clear: any guesses as to what my identity is will be met with neither a yes or a no. And trust this: you don't know me :)
AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student
Wouldn't it be crazy if after all of this, it turned out to be an #IWU faculty member running this account? #justthrowingitoutthere
This funny, anonymous, fellow twitterer currently has 118 followers...but how many of these people know him/her? Does anyone know who this is? This question may never be answered...
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