Average IWU Student

Who is this person on Twitter??  If you follow them, they follow you...and they try to find IWU students to follow.  If you tweet something funny about IWU, this person either retweets it or they tweet you back.  They act like they know you, but they are anonymous.  I do not know anyone who knows who this person is!  I enjoy reading the tweets but this person will not reveal their identity or whether they are male or female.  It is driving one of my friends CRAZY because she wants to know who this mysterious person is...but in the meantime, I just like reading their tweets.  Here are some of their funny tweets:

AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student

I was in the room of a member of the opposite sex when the power went off at #IWU... will I get in trouble for this?

 

AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student

Reports from Marion say that the power just went out on #IWU's campus, but don't worry- it's back on now, and John Wesley is ok.

 

AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student

Tuition: $21,000. Room and board: $7,000. Books and supplies: $1,200. A degree in Ceramics from #IWU: useless.

 

AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student

There haven't been any tweets from @WeCanKnow today... maybe they were the only ones who got raptured?

 

AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student

I think the rapture actually happened. I can't find Waldo anywhere.

 

AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student

#imallergicto all of the food in Baldwin. #IWU

 

AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student

Seriously considering not studying for my Mayterm exam since the rapture is happening tomorrow. #IWU

 

AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student

RT @shannon16lee there are no circle Ks where i live....what am i going to do all summer without polar pops? ....save 74 cents a day :p

 

AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student

Dear Facebookers, putting "pihgfdhj" as your status to express an emotion stopped being cool about the same time as Britany Spears. Stop it.

 

AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student

RT @evdoyle Commandment #1 of @Starbucks : Thou shalt not sit in the table by the outlet if thou art not using it. // Also applies to McConn

 

AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student

Just to make it clear: any guesses as to what my identity is will be met with neither a yes or a no. And trust this: you don't know me :)

 

AvgIWUStudent Average IWU Student

Wouldn't it be crazy if after all of this, it turned out to be an #IWU faculty member running this account? #justthrowingitoutthere

 

This funny, anonymous, fellow twitterer currently has 118 followers...but how many of these people know him/her?  Does anyone know who this is?  This question may never be answered...